Christian Mingle Dating website

If you watch T.V. at all you have probably seen the advertisements for Christian mingle.com where "you can find gods' match for you". Every time I see this commercial I have to laugh. I have even lost my coffee out my nose once when I saw it.

Seriously? Gawd will PERSONALLY match you with someone you can spend you life with? That is what the all powerful supreme is up to now adays? Matching desperate losers with potential mates to propagate the species? I didn't know gawd was into web development and dating sites.

This brings up a few questions that I must now ask:

1 - the supreme creator of the universe actually cares who you date?

2 - If the SC cares who you date, why wasn't that something listed in the buybull?

3 - Why wasn't there at least one reference to www.christianmingle.com anywhere in the 'good book' for us to all KNOW that we should use the site to find an acceptable mate?

4 - What ever did the bronze age hermits and farmers do prior to the advent of the Internet and "gods site"?

5 - Am I supposed to believe that the only place I can now find a good match for me is if SC deems them worthy on this website?

6 - Have you seen their promos online for this site? It's almost hilarious how they use scantily clad women to draw in the losers to find their "gawd match" online. Check out this link and you will see what I mean: Christian mingle ad

7 - Since SC cares so much about whether or not I get laid by a good christian woman, I wonder does she KNOW that she will be sucking my cock at SC's behest?

8 - If she does KNOW this, this could be a boon for all Atheists everywhere! We could all get accounts and use the "Gawd said we are a match, so suck it" approach and get head for days right?

9 - Which programmer has the direct link to SC? I want to meet that geek!

10 - Does SC use a PC or a Mac for his computing needs?

I am not sure exactly on any of these questions, can anyone tell me please, what is the need for SC to have a dating website for desperate christian singles? How does that benefit SC and it's domination of the universe?