Can you hear the thunder? Fundamental (key portion of this being 'mental') Christians are all jumping up and down and screaming blasphemy!
It's true. I am now an Ordained Minister - I can perform weddings etc. All the benefits and privileges of being clergy are now MINE!
No, I did not 'jump ship' and become Christian. I didn't lie and deceive my way into being a minister. I am now an Ordained Atheist Minister. Yes, that's correct. An Atheist Minister.
You too can become an Ordained Atheist Minister. Yes, it's official. I am ordained through the First Church of Atheism. - Sounds like an oxymoron I know, but hey it's all legit and now I get to put Rev. in front of my name and MEAN it. It's great.
By no means am I saying every Atheist should become a Minister. I just wanted to share it with you my happy friends and fans.
Oh and all you religious folks with the 'corner' on this: SUCK IT!
Love and kisses...