A Nigerian Scammer Joins "My Church" pt 4

So of course I DON'T send her anything...

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
Thanks for yourmail.I am glad hearing that the funds would be wired today.
Pleaseyou are advise to send a copy of the Payment slip to me via this myalternative e-mail
address:mrsl_estra2002@yahoo.com.au and a copyto the Security Company's e-mail address:securitas_d114@yahoo.co.uk fortheir persual.
Have a nice day.I look forward to receiving thePayment Slip from you soonest.
thank you and God bless all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa Pimentel Estrada

Aww, more instructions from the peanut gallery....

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
sir,
How are you today andthe church?Based on the content of your mail yesterday, i thought yousaid that you would be wiring the payment out this afternoon, and thenyou would send me the payment slip.
I write to notify that i havenot received any thing from you.Is anything the matter?Please kindly letme know what is going on.
I look forward to receiving the paymentslip. Thank you and God bless all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa Pimentel Estrada

Of course I will ignore her for a while ....

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
Howare you today?Please what is going on?
I look forward to hearing fromyou.Thank you and God bless us all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs LuisaPimentel Estrada

Impatient arent we? Ok so I send her the payment information...It's fake, but I am sure it will create some great hilarity for her anyway.

From: Gaylord Fagg
To: Mrs. Louis Pimento Estreata

Sister Estreata,


I am very sorry that I was not able to send out the funds as I had earlier told you I would. Unfortunately I came down with a very serious tribble infection and had to have my corn hole reamed out by several podiatrists in order to get regular again. I do have your payment information and it is attached in this letter for you. It seems that our bank would not allow the transfer of funds to your bank, due to all the 9/11 security and whatnot so we had to use Western Union to get the money to you. I am sure that this will not be a problem correct?


Here is your payment information slip.
Name of Payee: Mrs. Louis Pimento Estreata
Secret Question: Who was just baited by the church?
Answer: New baited members!
MTCN Number: 9318262251
I hope these funds find you healthy and able to collect what is rightfully yours!

May god and his great phallus keep you,

Gaylord Fagg
Acting Reverend
More to come! Gee I wonder if she will get her money?....Nah!!
Did she collect her money? hmm, what happens now?

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(ActingReverend) Sir, Thanks for your mail and i wish to thank God Almightfor healing you from that infection. I am in receipt of the paymentinformation slip and as i earlier informed you that i would like thefunds to wired into my account via Swift or Telegraphic Transfer and notvia Western Union money transfer reason is because i can not go outbecause i have been under house arrest for a very long timenow. Please, i beg you to change the receiver's name and Address sothat the funds can get to me without any problem.Below are theinformation needed for this transfer.Use these names and address for theWestern Union money transfer. 1.TORNELL JONES ADDRESS:DUBLININLAND. .......................................................................................2.MARIAM OGBONNA ADDRESS: DUBLININLAND. please use the above information to send the money viaWestern Union money transfer.Another important information is this, youhave to split the funds into two with the names above. Finally, youare advise to give me the information below once the payment ismade. A.The name of the receiver and address. B.The sender's nameand address C.The Amount. D.The control numbers(M.T.C.N) E.the testquestion and answer. Please, kindly do this for me. look forwardto receiving the Payment information from you soonest. Thank you andGod bless all. Warmest Regards Dr.Mrs.Luisa PimentelEstrada

So, I don't send her anything for a day or so, just to keep her anxious and cuz I was bored and never got around to her

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,

I write toknow how far you have gone with the payment. Please kindly up dateme.
Payment Slip from you soonest. Thank you and God bless all.

Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa Pimentel Estrada

So now I get back to her, and I am thinking:hmm, it appears that she is unable to leave her palace in the Phillipines, oh well the "church" will have to accomodate her right?

From: Gaylord Fagg
To: Mrs. Lous Pimento Estreata

Sister Estreata,

It took us all of yesterday to recover the monies we sent you. Thankfully we were able to recover the funds so that they can be resent to you now. We of course would also like to send you the first installment of our seed money so that we can begin the work of building the church in your area. Would the amount of $42,800 be enough for you to pay the down payment on some piece of property for us to build a temple to the great phallus?
Here is the payment information so that you can collect the money sent to you. Due to the changing transfer rate of funds, we simply rounded up and guestimated as to how much is necessary, please let me know if we have sent you enough money.


PAYMENT 1:
RECIPIENT: MR. TORNELL JONES
ADDRESS: DUBLIN INLAND
SENDER: GAYLORD FAGG
CLEVELAND OH, USA
AMOUNT: $5,000 USD
M.T.C.N: 9325600887
TEST QUESTION: Who was just baited by the church?
ANSWER: New baited members!

PAYMENT 2:
RECIPIENT: MARIAM OGBONNA
ADDRESS: DUBLIN INLAND
SENDER: GAYLORD FAGG
CLEVELAND OH, USA
AMOUNT:  $5,000 USD
M.T.C.N: 9325600896
TEST QUESTION: What is your corn hole for?
ANSWER: To warm a willing phallus!

I hope that this information finds you healthy and happy. We at the Church of the Assimilated Virgin are praying for your sad family and hope that you are able to be a bit more comfortable now that you have the funds to release what is rightfully yours.


Please Sister Etcetera, make sure and take care of your family and don't forget to spread the great and glorious work of the great phallus and the wet gash to the world.


May the phallus keep you wet,


Gaylord Fagg
Acting Reverend

Now let's see if she can collect her money shall we? this should be tons o' fun
Yea I sent her the information and boy was she excited!!

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(ActingReverend)
Sir,
Thanks for your mail with the payment information.Maythe Almight God bless and prosper you and the whole church ofAssimilated Virgin.AS you helped and wiped away shame from my family,the Almight God will never allowed you to see shame in your life.Thenumber of your years will be like the shore of a corn.You will never diebefore your time,you will be established forever as the moon.The churchof Assimilated Virgin have brought back joy and happiness in my familyagain and i vowed never to let kingdom down.I will always live to spreadthe great and glorious work of the great phallus and the wet gash to theworld.

The Usd$42,800 will be enough for me to pay the down paymenton some piece of property for us to build a temple to the greatPhallus.But please wired the funds for the property via swift Transferor Telegraphic Transfer(TT) with the account information i have alreadyforwarded to you.As i am writing to you there are two Properties thatare available for sale and people are coming for them.I advised thatthe funds should be wired immedaietly for payment into that account igave to you before.
Looking forward to hearing from you
Thank you andGod bless us all.
Warmest Regards.
Dr.Mrs Luisa PimentelEstrada

hmmm, I wonder what will happen now? Of course I didn't respond to her idiotic preaching of the work of the Virgin, but hey...
Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
Please there is no confirmation regarding the payment you made via western union.
Thereceivers have gone to the bank to pick up the funds sent by you butthey were told by the casher that they do not have an order with theprovided information.
Please,you are advised to contact the bankwhere the funds was wired to findout if they actually transfer the fundsbecause there is no such information like the ones you forwarded in thebank.Please do the confirmation now because the funds have not beenwired.
finally, contact the bank and ask them why they have failed towired the funds and let them do the correction so that the funds can bepick up by the receivers.
i look forward to hearing from you soonest. Thank you and God bless all. Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.LuisaPimentel Estrada

so I feel bad for her and have to respond with something to calm her down right? You will notice that I sent her new numbers slightly altered, but first I let her stew a bit in the following emails.

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
How far?were you ableto find out from them and what did they say was the problem? did theyactually send the money?Please let me know immediately.
Lookingforward to hearing from you soonest.
Thank you and God bless all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa PimentelEstrada

And she sends me another one!

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
Does it that funds wasnot sent out.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa PimentelEstrada.

So now I must respond with something to make her feel better.

From: Gaylord Fagg
To: Mrs. Lous Pimento Estrda

Sister Estrda,

I will contact the bank and find out why the money was not wired to you. I am sorry that I did not get back to you yesterday, I only now received your email. You see I had to perform Four Weddings and a Funeral for Five Brothers. It was a very hectic day, and I got really tired of playing the Crying Game, and had to rest after my busy day. I will contact the bank today and insure that the funds are wired out if they have not already been.
I have double checked the information I sent you and am sending it to you again to make sure that I didn't Fat Finger the information when I typed it last time. Here is the information double check it will you?


PAYMENT 1:
RECIPIENT: MR.TORNELL JONES
ADDRESS: DUBLIN INLAND
SENDER: GAYLORD FAGG
CLEVELAND OH, USA
AMOUNT:  $5,000 USD
M.T.C.N: 9325608687
TEST QUESTION: Who was just baited by the church?
ANSWER: New baited members!

PAYMENT 2:
RECIPIENT:  MARIAM OGBONNA
ADDRESS: DUBLIN INLAND
SENDER: GAYLORD FAGG
CLEVELAND OH, USA
AMOUNT: $5,000 USD
M.T.C.N: 9325660898
TEST QUESTION: What is your corn hole for?
ANSWER:To warm a willing phallus!

I believe this is the same information I sent you before, but please let me know and if I sent it to you incorrectly the first time, I apologize, this tribble infection had gotten the best of me.


May Gods Phallus keep you wet,


Gaylord Fagg
Acting Reverend

More fun on it's way!
Ahh, the saga continues

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
Pleasecontact the western union office where you sent out the funds to releasethe funds.I was informed by the receivers that the western unionrefused to released the funds to them.
Please kindly,inform themforthwith to release the funds to the receiversplease.
finally,also make sure you tell them that the funds was meantfor your church members children school fees should in case they askedyou the purpose of sending the funds out.
I am not happy with theway things are going with the funds.
I look forward to hearing from yousoonest.
Thank you and God bless all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa Pimentel Estrada

So I didn't respond to her, I am letting the anticipation build. She gets back to me a bit more irritated

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(Acting Reverend)
Sir,
Whereyou able to contact the bank and what was there respond?Please shouldnot be quite over this matter at hand.
Thank you and God bless usall.
warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.Luisa Pimentel Estrada

Still can't spell I see? Hmmm well should I respond? Nah, not yet

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(ActingReverend)
Sir,
Where you able to contact the bank and what was thererespond?Please should not be quite over this matter at hand.
Thankyou and God bless us all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.LuisaPimentel Estrada

Ok, time to respond. Wait for the next update kiddies it will be a doosie!
So now I have to drop the other shoe on her and really start having some fun! But first I have to let her stew a bit...

Attn: Mr Gaylord Fagg(ActingReverend)
Sir, Where you able to contact the bank and what was thererespond?Please should not be quite over this matter at hand. Thankyou and God bless us all.
Warmest Regards
Dr.Mrs.LuisaPimentel Estrada

Now it's time to really screw with this bitch, ready to meet someone new?